I took a news fast the past couple of weeks - if I saw one more picture of a pelican covered in sludge or brown, oily waves, I was going to scream.
But, I am back, with your weekly dose of newsishness!
Italian archaeologists have discovered the remains of someone who may have died of syphilis while maybe weakened by sunstroke who could possibly be Caravaggio. I don't know, that's a lot of maybes...
First rubber, now prehistory. It seems the Maya knew more than we give them credit for.
Scientists are going to map out Ozzy's genetic code to find out why he's still alive. My personal theory? The man has obviously been blessed by the Metal Gods.
A Swiss watch found in an ancient Chinese tomb?
I was going to post The Ten Most Important Things They Didn't Teach You in School as a humor sign off, but then I found this
Enjoy your week!
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